"We call you forward!"
"No, see, I got that part, and I'm telling you that I don't want to be called forward. You mortals are always so fucking pushy."
There were several gasps around the small room, one acolyte even going so far as to press a hand to their mouth under their hood. No one expected a defiant deity. They really should have.
The head priest holding session at the front of the room sighed deeply. "I know the Binding Words, my Lady of Light." His words of obeisance were anything but that; they were grating, the Goddess thought, like he felt like he had to say them, but hardly felt them. It set her teeth on edge, and if she did deign to manifest, she would smite him where he stood.
'Smite. That's a good, godly word,' the Goddess decided, nodding to herself wherever she was, caught between dimensions as she was. Humans did this every few centuries: they learned of her name, and tried to bring her to their realm to do their bidding. She hated them deeply.
The sometimes knew the words that would bend her to their will; all entities endlessly powerful had them. They were the entities' true names, bound in arcane mystery, and anyone who possessed them all but possessed the powers of the entities themselves. They really were unpleasant, too.
"Fine," she finally sighed, and allowed her eldritch essence to be pulled into the mortal planes. The room was illuminated in inverse, light and dark switching places like photonegative, as gravity grew and disappeared in rapid succession. She melted into the middle of the recherché well, almost unfolding in flowing ribbons. She was everything and nothing all at once, and she was heralded by yet more gasps. Even the smug bastard of a priest looked shaken. The Goddess was smug in her own turn.
"What do you want from me?" she snapped, decidedly ungoddesslike despite the holy timbre of her voice.
It took a moment, but the priest finally unfolded himself (with great effort, she noted) from his worshipful