We had just passed a kiosk selling poorly crafted keychains when you asked about the satellite phone. I already knew the answer when you inquired, but for some weird reason I held the thought as if answering too quick would make you doubt me. After a few more storefronts I said, “Not that I have ever heard of, although we are adults so if things get fishy we can always just leave.” Your tenure may not survive an abandoned scoop, but mine would… probably. I could vouch for you, however that’s a luxury for girls who don’t insinuate that I’m not attractive. Make fun of me all you want, but I only have the redeeming quality of shiny teeth and nice jawline. The only person who had ever called me anything nicer was my own mom and after a certain age, ‘my mom said I am nice,’ stops being a valid excuse.
Walking along in silence was better than worrying about why nothing was working, but at least our car was where it should be. You had the keys so I assumed you must be one of those girls who actually drives, and thus I just slung the duffel back into the trunk when we arrived and made my way for the passenger seat. It smelled of caustic cleaning agent, but at least they didn’t book us something embarrassing like a mini van. When you finally slid into the driver’s seat I was still working on pulling our destination up on my phone. “GPS still seems to work, but no service yet.” If I had to spend an entire evening with you in a hotel with no internet things would get uncomfortable. My nerves got the better of me as I said, “Do you think the thing in Ukraine got bad enough it fucked something up? I know its a little crazy to connect phones to what was on the news I just…” Yep I sounded like a crazy man, “Maybe I’m just hungry too.”
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