I walk in with a list clutched in my hand and not enough time, hoping to find what I need quickly and be out. It wasn't a long list.
Whiskey
Coke
Lube
AA batteries
Rope
Rockstar
Drawing pad
Professional colored pencil set
Soft eraser
Charcoal pencils
Easy enough. I grab a basket and walk through the aisles, looking for liquor. Which I find easily enough. I find soda, putting both in my basket, and find a kiosk in the frozen foods aisle with batteries. Nice.
They announce over the speaker system that the store will be closing soon and I curse, picking up the pace as I search for harware or crafts. I pass aisle after aisle, getting more and more irritated. What the hell kind of store is this? I stop and look back the way I came. Then the way I was going. I look down the aisle in front of me.
"Son of a bitch!" I mutter, turning back the way I came. Nothing looks familiar, I'm certain I haven't seen the baby food aisle before! I turn a corner, moving faster now, looking for anything familiar as a bad, bad feeling set in. Almost running, I fly past more aisles, take more turns, and finally come to a standstill, panting, in the bread aisle.
"What the fuck is going on?" I mutter out loud.