Pleasant evening everyone.
I have had the time to skim through some of your files and applications, doing so I have noted down some questions for everyone to answer. I'm not entirely satisfied with everyone's application and I am allowed to decline any person to this work whom I don't see fit. Thag being said, word your answers carefully.
1. Dr. Redscale Alexander
You have a pretty impressive history, dr. Redscale. However, the application clearly states to note down height in inches and meters, as well as weight in pounds and kilograms. Yet, you have only used the american system for both categories. If you struggle with such simple reading comprehension, how am I supposed to expect you to work in such a complex environment as this job?
Also, do elaborate to me how you expertise as a wild guard matters in the Russian Tundra, free of any lakes, sees and pools.
2. Reynolds Gwen
The category "What do you struggle with" was meant for information that would be important for the tasks at hand. You aren't joining a workout program, thus the information you have given is irrelevant (If you wanted to highlight your inability to perform physical activity, please word it that way). I'd ask you to answer this question again here with this in mind.
3. Dr. Telarion Michael Ametsus
I don't have time nor the energy who people who join this expedition "just cause". Take this more seriously, or you'll be on a flight home faster than you could imagine. It would take too much time to note everything that bugs me about your application, so I won't. Instead, I'll ask you two questions.
You also struggle with mere reading comprehension just like Dr. Redscale, so I'll ask you too: How do you mean to work in such a complex environment if you can't even read properly?
And
Give me one good reason that I should expect anything but laziness from you given your horrendous application.